The titles of porn parodies are a joy to behold. Everyone and Pulp Friction are among my personal favourites. But none of those titles, and I mean none , come close to the creative genius behind the title of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn parody. We all grew up reading the comics and watching the cartoon and playing the video games and loving the first movie. You're desperate to know the names of the turtles, aren't you?
Watch: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles is the porn parody you never ordered
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There's now a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn parody that you can enjoy in the comfort of your own underground sewer lair. Following in the rich tradition of recent viral hits like PornHub's Fuller Holes , this new parody asks an important question: What if you took a non-porn thing and made it a porn thing? Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles is what you get. As is often the case, the SFW trailer doesn't have anything explicit in it, unless you are turned on by puns -- so many puns. The short clip has ridiculous puns on character names -- Dongatello, Michelangeblow, Master Sphincter, Casey Bones -- along with deep cuts for turtle obsessives, like a "secret of the ooze" joke you probably made when you were young and blissfully unaware that one day your favorite children's cartoon would become porn. At one point in the trailer, O'Neil just says, "Trump, Trump, Trump," a reference to yet another thing that also exists. Yesterday you probably didn't know that a XXX version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles existed, and yet here you are, reading an article about it on the internet.
Cowabunga! A 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Porn Parody Finally Exists
Rule 34 is the internet law that states that where something exists, there is a porn version of it somewhere. Although we're sure this in't the first time the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have been represented in porn-versions, this new parody definitely caught our attentions. The new porno, brought to you by Wood Rocket, the same company responsible for all of those intimate interview clips with porn stars asking them everything including stories of how they 'came out' as porn stars to their families looks as ridiculous as it sounds. Take a look at the trailer above, and although there's no real nudity here, we must warn you, this is obviously NSFW.
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